City CouncilBrandi Maxxxx
I am Brandi Maxxxx™, and I want your vote for Pawnee City Council. You might be thinking: what does an adult film star know about politics? Well, I've produced and starred in over 400 adult films this year alone. I know what it's like to be the only woman in a room full of men. And I have an M.A. in Business Administration from Northwestern University.
As far as my platform goes, it's pretty simple: I will work hard to make our society less restrictive in terms of mature and adult content. I believe that society will not truly progress until we move beyond our puritanical laws and mores regarding nudity, sexual behavior and drug and alcohol use. We need to love each other freely, without the judgmental and disapproving gaze of Big Brother oppressing our every move. I also think there should be more garbage cans downtown.
A special shout out to all my friends at Skintight Productions. You know who you are! Thank you for all your hard work on my campaign video. The lighting is fantastic!
I hope I get your vote, gentlemen. It would mean the world to me but don't expect any favors in return. Wink wink!