The Games And Other Fun Stuff To Do:
The 2011 Harvest Festival is proud to present:
Sweetums All-New Plus-Sized Roller Coaster!
A brand-new, state-of-the-art roller coaster, generously provided by local confectionary company Sweetums, Inc. Featuring terrifying loop-de-loops, wicked free-falls, and the largest seats ever manufactured in the 48 contiguous United States, to make even our largest-boned citizens comfortable! You must be "this wide" to ride!
In addition, the main carnival grounds will feature:
More than 100 challenging games
More than 20 other games that are basically impossible and should be avoided
