It’s getting warmer and that means all citizens are reminded to be on the lookout for Pawnee’s Most Wanted Pests! Remember your DARE training from school: Drop – Acquiesce – Run – Escape.
We extend our apologies to the young victims of the face-painting mix-up at the Saturday Farmers Market. The paint should slough off within one month, or can be removed now with diluted lighter fluid.
Up, up, and away! PCSAKFE (Pawnee Children’s Society Annual Kite Flying Expedition) starts Saturday at 10:00 a.m. Please no more effigies or kites with profanity.
The man making obscene balloon animals in Keystone Park is not authorized to be there, but is very talented. See his creations before he’s arrested.
Local hero Andy Dwyer is at it again – he’s captured Fairway Frank!!! Read all about it in the Pawnee Journal.
News and Notes – updated March 4th, 2010
Parks Department Director Ron Swanson is a Woman of the Year! Read all about it in the Pawnee Journal.
Ramsett Pool is still being refurbished after last summer’s incident. Please do not enter the swimming area without prior Parks Department authorization and possum harpoon.
Reminder! The Stargazing Club will NOT be meeting this Sunday night, March 7th, because of the Academy Awards. We understand the irony.
Despite its proximity to the gas line rupture at Pawnee Cryobank, Wamapokestone Garden will remain open. Garden visitors may pick up spermicidal galoshes near the bonsai arboretum.
