Parks and Recreation

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News and Notes – updated March 25th, 2010

News and Notes – updated March 17th, 2010

  • Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Wear green this week when visiting Ramsett Park, or you’ll get pinched! In an unrelated note, the man who stands behind the fountain is a pincher, so don’t believe him if he says he is pinching you for not wearing green. He is just pinching you. His name is Luther, and he should be avoided.
  • It’s been two years since the Highland Meadows Wolf Attacks! Join us for a delicious barbeque this Saturday to celebrate our 24-month record of safety! (Warning: This may attract wolves.)
  • Health warning: Do not eat the sap oozing from the maple trees near Arroyo Creek, as it is not edible, as it’s technically not sap. Also, the trees aren’t actually maples, and, potamologically speaking, the creek isn’t an “arroyo.” Just keep away from there.

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