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Because of its titillating title, the upcoming “Theatre in the Parks” performance of The Vagina Monologues has been renamed to The C-Word Monologues, a spoiler-proof reference to the Courage of its heroines.
The protester perched in the tall walnut tree at Bracken Park isn’t a protester after all! Please avoid sustained eye contact with the figure until we identify its species.
News and Notes – updated May 13th, 2010
The Swisher 52″ Riding Lawn Mower parked in the center of the Circle Park Soccer Field is for sale! Potential buyers should possess a valid driver’s license and ability to jumpstart a 20hp Briggs Intek Electric engine.
Senior Expo is May 16th at Edward Phillips Senior Center. Be sure to wear your Emergency Alert Bracelets for free refills on prune juice.
News and Notes – updated May 6th, 2010
Parks Department Director Leslie Knope is programming the esteemed 2-6 a.m. block of this year’s “Pawnee Cares” Diabetes Telethon! Pledge your support by donating today!
Residents are strongly urged to fill out their census questionnaires. We don’t want a repeat of the Great Census Riot of 2000. Or the Great Census Melée of 1990. And definitely not the Great Census Fracas of 1980.
The Annual Egg-stremely Egg-cellent Egg Drop will b-egg-in egg-sactly at egg this egg, Egg 25egg.
